Escaped Monkey Shoots Cop's Foot

With all the shenanigans (I had to look that one up!) of our local news dry spell, I thought mixing up recent headlines would make for more interesting news. Do you have any of your own?

Recently, they found "Oops" the escaped monkey from Mill Mt. Zoo. And just yesterday, a police officer from Vinton was shot in the foot by someone he pulled over. So I figured, why not put both of those stories together? Thus my headline.