No Gay Sperm!

Recent news reported how some sperm banks will not accept donations from men who identify themselves as gay, or as having had homosexual relations. I was a bit shocked to hear this at first, but then I laughed when I realized how stupid the very concept is.

Establishing this sort of criteria is like saying they won't be accepting sperm from men who have committed adultery, or broken any of the commandments. Who's gonna know?! And since when do sperm banks base their operations on morality?! Weren't they the ones who had some doctor father dozens of kids without the parents knowing it was him? Who's to stop these guys from lying? Will they be using the honor system? Yeah, THAT WORKS.

All this must stem from some sort of homophobic insecurity that I'm sure someone is trying their best to disguise and pass off as legitimate procedure. I can hardly wait to see what sort of protests this is going to create from men who claim their civil liberties and privacy are all being infringed on. What would the protest signs say?! "SPERM HAVE FEELINGS, TOO!" or maybe "END SPERMOPHOBIA!" I don't know.

If they pull off this idiotic scheme, the next step will more than likely be to make men who admit to homosexuality wear a band on their arms with a pink triangle on it. Oh wait! It's been done! What was his name? Hitler, was it? Stupid - stupid - stupid.

Some comedian once said, and I wish I could remember who it was,
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Man, was he right!