If you think life is crazy, you oughta try being a Mexican in Roanoke, VA. This is Southwest VA - Enchilada Style!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Wet Willie Wednesday

And we're off to another fun start this Wednesday morning!

Fiesta At Your Own Risk
Mexican officials have warned U.S. citizens to "stay home". Recent deaths, attacks and kidnappings in Mexico have prompted the government to warn tourists about these hazards, and recommend they not expose themselves. With presidential and regional elections going on, the focus on tourism has been pushed to the back of the donkey.

Stiff Warnings
Overseas doctors are issuing urgent warnings to users of drugs like Viagra and Cyalis. They warn users should contact their doctors immediately if they experience vision problems during use of the drugs. The lawsuit-enhancing warning gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase "Careful, or you'll go blind."

From the "Who Cares?" Department
O.J. Simpson is back in court. This time "The Juice" was caught stealing cable satellite and was ordered by a judge to pay $25 thousand in fines. While it's not murder, you still have to wonder what channels he was snatching that racked up the big bill.

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